Thursday, August 11, 2011
AT&T Hiring Hot Streetwalkers
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Had she been selling anything else, I probably would have bought it. This girl is definitely in the wrong industry. No, I don't mean that industry. Maybe she couldn't make it as a suitcase Suzie for Big Pharma.
But pushing AT&T U-verse® door-to-door? That's sinking pretty low.
Then again, times are tough. You take what you can get in this economy.
[Not shown: the twink partner. Something for everyone, I guess.]
Whatever you want to say about AT&T, that's fine and dandy. Maybe U-verse® is the best thing since flushed shit, but I have a history. And a tightly held grudge.
And I'm not letting go.
And lucky for you I'm not going to bore you with it.