Life During Cyber Wartime

Heard of a Prius that's loaded with iPhones
Packed up and ready to go
Heard of a Web site, up on GoDaddy
A place where nobody goes
The sound of noobies, off in the distance
I'm getting used to it now
Squatted in a mantion, squatted in a rental
I squat all over this dump

This ain't no Facebook, this ain't no Twitter
This ain't no surfing around
No time for blogging, or online dating
I ain't got time for that now

Upload the log files, to the sysadmin
Hope for a backlink some day
I got three avatars, a couple OpenIDs
You don't even know my reddit name
Back there at 4chan, hackers uploading
Everyone's ready to troll
I schlep in the daytime, I hack in the nightime
I might not ever get laid

This ain't no Facebook, this ain't no Twitter
This ain't no surfing around
This ain't no MySpace, or fucking flashmob
I ain't got time for that now

Heard about Google? Heard about Yahoo?
Heard about eharmony dot com?
You oughta know not to surf using Windows
Somebody hack you out there
I got some thumb drives, some elite kid scripts
To hack a shitload of sites
But I ain't got no iPod
Ain't got no earbuds
Ain't got no iTunes to play

Trouble in transit, we got through Websense
We blended in with the noobz
We got some shell code, we're hacking telcos
I know that that ain't elite
We dress like hipsters, we dress like camwhores
or in stinky old shorce
I changed my goatee so many times now
I don't know what I look like!

You make me nauseous, I feel like puking
We make a decent Red Team
Don't get exhausted, I'll do some coding
You ought to get you a latte
Why stay in college? Why go to tech school?
Gonna get certified this time?
Can't write an email, can't send e-postcards
I can't do nothing at all
This ain't no Facebook, this ain't no Twitter
This ain't no surfing around
I'd like to hack you, I'd like to pwn you
I ain't got time for that now