Yes, I'm still alive. There is no end in site for me. But all the other stuff... that's another thing entirely.
I am officially retired from $DAYJOB. Thank Bob, that place was getting weird. I reached 66, SS FRA (Social Security Full Retirement Age) in March and dropped the HR bitch a note announcing my retirement. Took a week's vacation and next thing you know this COVID-19 thing hits. I worked the rest of my time remotely. I hear they're all still working remotely.
So that is that.
I have a lot of stuff left to grumble about before I exit the simulation so you'll be hearing more from me.